Update

Well still looking for banking jobs. I think I'll probably check into doing some math tutoring at LCC. It's for pay as much as it is to appease mom and dad who would like to see me use my degree more.

My roommates will be moving out in a couple of days so I'll have the place to myself for a month. No more dogs. Yea!! Yes Chris I'll pick up the stuff.

Right now there's an empty tub of peanut butter next to me. It's about 4 pound worth. I eat about 2 pounds of peanut butter a month. (Jif creamy low fat)

Lately I've taken to hanging out with a few college co-eds. They're a fun respite from the norm, though drinking at McCarthy's gets a little old. I will add that cosmic bowling with 3 attractive females in tight clothes... is a good evening. (Mental note... convice them that the 4 of us need to join bowling league) Last week the coeds and I went to a comedy club. Here's the lesson learned, if you haven't heard of a comedian but assume they're good because they've been on Bob and Tom.... you might be wrong... 30 minutes about wife and marriage jokes aren't funny after 3 years of living the joke. That and he made a comment about people with peanut allergies should just be shot because he couldn't have nuts on a plane. My mom has a peanut allergy. This goes to show that I probably can't take a joke.... Though it seems less of a joke and more the desparate complaint of a comedian dying on stage.

I told you that last story to say this one.

When getting ready for the evening of coeds and comedy I had a lot on my mind. Just as I was about to head out the door, I adjusted my pants a little only to realize my fly was open.
"If Abby sees me with my fly down I'll never hear the end of it" I thought. So I reach down to zip up, only to realize that I'd been peeing in the toilet the whole time.

And so I told them my story once we got to the club. I got snorts of laughter.