Self Reflection

I was thinking, I don't spend much time doing meaningful reflection on life.

I've had a sign

Well it's finally time for me to leave work, my sign has come. Yesterday I was informed that my boss was going to be going to a new store and some person was getting promoted to my store. Since I have no loyalty to this person, I figured it would be a great oppertunity to get their feet wet. Welcome to management your most experienced employee has put in his notice.

Time to give that other job I have lined up a call. Hello nights and weekends free.

Answers to Mr. Hibbity Gibbity

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Kind of like a chain letter. Except no one gets any money and you don't wake up to find 1026 people crapping on you lawn.

Mr. Hibbity Gibbity said...
Questions for Bill T. Cat . . .
1. You're a level 3 mage and a rhinoceros is stampeding your @$$ . . . what do you do?

Cast cock of the infinite on it, causing it to 'pole' vault over me, stunning the rhino and allowing me to get away safely

2. Thinking back to all the classic board games of our youth (i.e. CandyLand, Chutes and Ladders, Monopoly, Life), which do you feel represents your life best and which piece do you see yourself as?

Chess. It's simple in the beginning but as the game goes on it becomes more complicated. More choices and options and with each choice more potential danger and rewards. The piece I see myself as would be the white knight. It moves in odd paterns but has potential if utilized properly. Oh yeah and I'm also caucasian.

3. What am I thinking about right now?

What kind of witty remark will Brian make.

4. A fleburl jumps a grenop. Who enjoys it more?

If google.com can't make sense of it, I'm not going to bother.
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-22,GGLD:en&q=fleburl

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-22,GGLD:en&q=grenop

This was the closest answer I got from google for 'Who enjoys it more'
http://www.funnymail.com/cgi/joke.cgi?category=relasexx&id=36938

5. How often do you find yourself wishing you could run around the city wielding a chainsaw? A sniper rifle? A shotgun? A tank?

-Chainsaw never, they potentially kick back too much.

-Sniper rifle only when certain people come to mind.

-Shot gun Every time I enter a K-mart the fantasy of skipping down the ailes while singing the smurf song comes to mind. La La lalala Chi chik lala la BANG!!

-A Tank During rush hour traffic, sure it only goes 45, but it goes 45 over everything. Besides I want to see if the GTA tank trick really works. (pointing the turrent behind you and firing repeatedly to get a 'rocket' boost).

Sleeping around

The joys of sleeping in.

This morning I woke up around 8:00 am. I was warm the air was cool and the sun was just peaking in... The world would be fine with out me so I went back to sleep...

9:00am more light is coming in. I'm completely relaxed and at peace with the world. Another 30 minutes would feel good.

Sometime later I open my eyes again. Life is good I look at the clock and then nuzzle back into my pillow.... A couple of minutes later I realize what the clock said I'm running late for work. I'm wide awake, the world is not doing fine without me, there will be old ladies banging there canes at the front window of the store so they can buy their hearing aid batteries that died in church.

Looks like it will be a rough day, good thing I got a good nights sleep.

Nah Nah nah nah NAH BATMAN

Ok this is a post to my own geekdom. I'm reliving my childhood days. Mr. hibbity gibbity got the second season of Batman the animated series. We spent the evening curled up on bean bag chairs watching the bat man beat up and interogate criminals. One thing I enjoyed about the show is it seemed to have more plot than most other animated series (ok cartoons) They just don't make cartoons like they used to. There are way too many series of poorly drawn cartoons, cutesy talking pokedigemontsters, and live action series that are knock offs of the classic cartoon Voltron.

Anyway I'm still facinated that after all these years Batman has evolved from a campy ambigously gay super hero to a dark warrior with serious issues about his childhood. Strike one up for the normal human who's abnormally rich. Cowls off to you batman.